I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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