Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
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I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
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I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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