Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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