i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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