is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
well I can't set my house on fire every night
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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