i don't plan on having that self control this summer
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
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Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
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Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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