so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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