return my video game
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Randomize
