I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
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Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
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Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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