so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
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his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
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I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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