I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
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Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
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I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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