i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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