is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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