just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
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I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
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Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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