pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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