Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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