Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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