It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Randomize
