Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
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Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
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Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Someone signed my nipple.
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