He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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