Old men and throwing up are my life now.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
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He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
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He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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