I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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