Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Acid is not a monday night drug
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I wear drunk well.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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