What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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