Tell her she can't have a vagina
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
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Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
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Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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