what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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