Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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