Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
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Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
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Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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