best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
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Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
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Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Shame - the story of my life.
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