In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.