Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
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He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
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Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?