That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
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