He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Randomize
