i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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