all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
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I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
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i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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