Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
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I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
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Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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