so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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