if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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