I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
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The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
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I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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