too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
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Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
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im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I have aggressive nipples.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
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