Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
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He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
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I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Couch. On fire.
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