Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Randomize
