so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
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Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
They took my balls.
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Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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