Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
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We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
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Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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