He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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