Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
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i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
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cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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