I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
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so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
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I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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