also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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