why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
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What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
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So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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