You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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