i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
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I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
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So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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