Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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