another moral hangover. fuck.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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