But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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