What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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